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Poetry for Money

My awful English teacher is requiring all of us to make a poetry book. Filled with poetry. And because I am fearless and shit, here it is. Please, if you visit it, comment here and give me some pointers. WordPress is, without a doubt, home of the best writers on the internet. So, I did some digging, and voila~ The internet says that Miss. Chaos can become a millionaire with a single elegy. Of course, my initial reaction was “HOLY FUCK SIGN ME UP.” Then I realized there was fine print. I didn’t read it, but still, fine goddamn print. All the deals look great. All the sites that accept the poetry and pay you look look authentic. But the cake is a lie. (One of my great poems!) Guys, please confirm these for me. Pleeeease confirm these. MY LIFE AS A POET IS DISAPPERATING AS I KNOW IT. Horrible. I am using A+ grammar, minus my little outbursts. Please. And I was going to rant about some other topic, but I forgot. Brain. Fart. 

HERE ARE THEM MONEY MAKING POEM LIES I REQUIRE. WHEEE?

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About emmatbunnie

Hello, nonexistent readers. I type up whatever dark thoughts run through my cavernous mind. You have entered my cave of thoughts and regrets and everything in between. I post when my "friends" push me to. Don't expect too much, please. Hey! My name is Emma (duh). I have an adorabs little rabbit who I am overly fond of and I am sickeningly in love with "honeybunches," although that has GOT to change soon. I love crafts, such as sewing and polymer clay!

2 responses to “Poetry for Money

  1. minimashimallow ⋅

    *yummy
    *pastries

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