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lol wrong chat

here it is:

11:58 PM davy: what does my status icon show up as
11:59 PM me: There are 3 David’s on
 The android thing
davy: is it a red cam
me: Yup
davy: or a circle
 kk
me: Red cam
 Y?
12:00 AM davy: i screwed my drivers
 fixed them
me: Um
 Ok
 Its tomorrow
davy: just wanted to see if they work’
me: Hugs
 Ok
 Good luck
12:01 AM davy: they work now…
12:02 AM the red cam Iis suposed to be there
 in the morning it wasnt
me: O
 It is morning
davy: o
 lol
12:03 AM me: Caffinnee.
davy: fail
me: Ikr
 Suuugaaar
12:03 AM me: Lol
12:04 AM davy: ikr
me: Cold
12:05 AM Emma presses her had to ur face FREEZE
 Lol
12:06 AM davy: ikr
me: Shivering
davy: its so frickin hot here
12:07 AM me: It’s so damming cold here
davy: …
 lol
me: Ikr
12:08 AM davy: my mom turned up the heaters to max or something
 stay in ur bed
 u have caffeine….
me: Can’t on ipad
12:09 AM davy: im on my half tablet/ half netbook
 its two times bigger
me: We never have heater it turns on at 12 degrees and stops at 14
 No diff.
davy: lol
me: U in bed?
12:10 AM So cold
davy: yup
12:11 AM put ur ipad ngon ur pillow or somethi
 on
 *
me: U know I would fall asleep, caffeine or not
 The cold is keeping me up
davy: o
 fail
12:13 AM me: But if I’m cold and in bed I’d still stay awake
 Idk even Jordan’s asleep and she’s nokkturnal
12:15 AM davy: lol
12:16 AM me: Love u
12:17 AM davy: kk
me: Hugs
12:18 AM Idk
12:20 AM davy: lol
me: My instincts tell me to sleep
12:21 AM davy: o
12:22 AM me: But I like u
 So wth
davy: o
 lol
12:23 AM me: My contacts r killing me
davy: hormones>instincts
 lol
 press on them…
12:24 AM me: Wutt
 Press wat
davy: ur contacts
 it helps
12:25 AM me: Owie
12:26 AM I just blink and force out tears
davy: o
12:27 AM me: It looks like in crying….
 Im
12:28 AM Do boys cry?
davy: yup
12:29 AM me: O
 Do u cry?
davy: no
me: I cry like once a day
 Lol
12:30 AM davy: y
me: I have a terrible life
 Duh?
12:31 AM davy: yup
me: Ok…..
12:32 AM I can control my crying
davy: o
me: I think of something I want, wonder why I don’t have it and start crying
12:33 AM davy: o
12:34 AM me: Kinda crying now
 Dont ask
davy: kk
12:35 AM me: Thxx
 Ilu
12:36 AM I’ll sleep at 1
12:37 AM davy: kk
me: U too?
 Or u stay till 3
12:38 AM davy: kk
 i can stay till 7
12:39 AM me: Wow
 I get bored
davy: o
 i get bored of sleeping
 wait…
12:40 AM me: K
davy: back
 went to restroom
12:41 AM me: That was fast
 Boys….
davy: ikr
12:42 AM me: Did u wash ur hands? 😛
davy: yup
12:43 AM me: Good
 Smiley face
davy: lol
12:44 AM me: Snuggles
12:45 AM For warmth
davy: o
me: I would be all lick but that’s weird…..
12:46 AM davy: lol
me: Who cares
 Lick 🙂
davy: lol
12:47 AM me: Fa
 Lls asleep
davy: o
12:48 AM me: At this point I would be all kiss but instead BITE
 S SHOULDER
12:50 AM davy: lol
 fail
12:51 AM me: I bite a bunch of ppl
davy: o
me: Avantike Donna Tiffany emily Yvette Janet delvin
davy: who
me: Bam
davy: o
12:52 AM me: Lol
davy: ikr
me: I have to bite u sometime
12:53 AM davy: lol
12:54 AM me: It hurts
davy: i bite my finger really really really x10000 when im bored…
12:55 AM me: I rip skin off my fingers and lick off the blood
 Lol
davy: ikr
me: I like the taste of blood
davy: eat metal
 its tastes the same
12:56 AM if is not salty enough put salt
me: Really?
davy: yup
me: Not the same
davy: similar
12:57 AM ive only tasted pure iron before…
12:58 AM me: Ok
 Cannibalism
davy: lol
12:59 AM me: Ikr
davy: blood is pro
me: Bad girl Emma
 Go to sleep
 No
 Emma
 No!
davy: lol
me: But ur cold
 I don’t care
1:00 AM Shut up this is weird
 I am weird
 U are tired, emma
 Shut up, angel emma
 BAD EMMA
 NO
davy: lol
me: NO
 NO
 NO
 I hate you
 Ike
 Ikr
 ….
1:01 AM That was embarrassing
davy: lost track of what u said
me: Me too
 Idk
 Should I sleep?
1:02 AM davy: idk
 toss a coin…..
me: Too loud
davy: then no
me: Ok
 But I’m cold
 Shut up
1:03 AM Emma please, sleepy time
davy: ull get usd to staying up
me: No. This is more fun
 Emma, u have homework tomorrow
 But Davy does that all the time
 Davy is more mature, now go to sleep
 NO clutches davy
1:04 AM EMMA
 NO
 fine
 Yay
 I win
davy: lol
me: Yay
 Humph
davy: ?
1:05 AM me: I’m still arguingkinda
davy: lol
1:06 AM willpower is usually greater than instinct cuz u can ignore instinct
me: Idk which is which
 I guess willpower won
davy: ikr
1:07 AM psychology
 lol
 found that on h internet somewhere
me: Lol
 I need a therapist
1:08 AM davy: lol
me: That Chinese song is stuck in my head
davy: fail
 if i try to remember one i forget he tune
1:09 AM the ony song i kind know is eminem not afraid
me: Lol
 Its like beyond wrong
davy: r
 ikr
 i left it on repeat and was too lazy to turn it off
me: He doesn’t use the bad words right
1:10 AM Lol
 Same for tong hua
davy: he does…
me: Hmph
davy: i had headfones
me: Ok
davy: its all wierd
1:11 AM me: Lol u with headphones lol
davy: http://www.directlyrics.com/eminem-not-afraid-lyrics.html
 i was testing the sounds on my game
me: Sure
1:12 AM So f the world
davy: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXAYhNHhxN0A&v=XAYhNHhxN0A&gl=US
me: How do u do that
 No
davy: ?
1:13 AM f the world feed it beans its gassed up
 u think its stopping me
me: Lol
davy: im gonna be what i set out to be
 without doubt undoubtedly
me: Do u know lmfao sexy and I know it?
davy: no
me: Do not watch
davy: ikr
1:14 AM http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXAYhNHhxN0A&v=XAYhNHhxN0A&gl=US
me: Its stuck in my head
davy: listen to it
me: Everybody stops and starin at me I got passion in my pants and Im not afraid to showit show it show it… I’m sexy and I know it
 😛
1:15 AM Can’t listen
 Middle of night
 Really
1:16 AM davy: listen to it later
me: Kk
 Im sexy and I know it
1:17 AM Ur recalling listening?
 Real
 Y
davy: no
me: I ❤ grenade Bruno mars
davy: crazy song
1:18 AM me: Easy come easy go tats just how u live oh take take take it all but u nvr give
 Shoulda known u was trouble from the first kiss had ur eyes wide open. Y were they open?
 I gave u all I had
 But u threw it in the trash
 U threw it in the trash u did
 Lol
davy: fail
1:19 AM me: Me and Julia were chatting once I showed her grenade and she said she could imagine u singing it
 Lol
1:20 AM davy: …
 randomness
1:21 AM if u heard me singing it it would be coming out of a computer
 i cant sign
me: Then
davy: sing
me: It wouldnt
 B u singing
 Lol
davy: text to speec
 h
 lol
 got one that was similar to my voice
1:22 AM me: But wat u don’t understand is I’d catch a grenade for you, throw my hand on a blade for you.. Jump in front of a train for you, but u wouldn’t do the same
 Go through all this pain
 Take a bullet dt
 Straight thru my brain
 Lol
1:23 AM Mad woman bad woman that’s just wat u r
davy: that makes it sound like eminem
me: Ikr
 Didnt mem. The rest
 But I like the song
1:24 AM davy: o
 i think i remember the first verse in not afraid
me: It will rain is ok
davy: its so frickin long
1:25 AM me: If unlose u baby, therell be no sunshine if I lose u baby…. It will rain ain
 Ain
 Ain
 Ain
davy: …..
me: It will rain
 Stupidly slow
1:26 AM Nicky Minaj super bass?
 I got ur heart beat carried away…..
1:27 AM davy: I’m not afraid, I’m not afraid To take a stand, to take a stand (Yeah, it’s been a ride) Everybody, everybody (I guess I had to) Come take my hand, come take my hand (Go to that place to get to this one)

We’ll walk this world together through the storm (Now some of you) Whatever weather, cold or warm (Might still be in that place) Just lettin’ you know that you’re not alone (If you’re tryin’ to get out) Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road (Just follow me, I’ll get you there)

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ’em But you won’t take the sting out these words before I say ’em ‘Cause ain’t no way I’ma let you stop me from causing mayhem When I say I’ma do something, I do it, I don’t give a damn what you think

I’m doin’ this for me, so fuck the world Feed it beans, it’s gassed up if it thinks it’s stopping me I’ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt, undoubtably And all those who look down on me, I’m tearing down your balcony

No if, ands, or buts, don’t try to ask him why or how can he From “Infinite” down to that last “Relapse” album He’s still shittin’ whether he’s on salary, paid hourly Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse He’s married to the game, like a fuck-you for Christmas His gift is a curse, forget the earth, he’s got The urge to pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe

I’m not afraid, I’m not afraid To take a stand, to take a stand Everybody, everybody Come take my hand, come take my hand

We’ll walk this route together through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm Just lettin’ you know that you’re not alone Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road

Okay, quit playin’ with the scissors and shit and cut the crap I shouldn’t have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know it’s a rap You said you was the king, you lied through your teeth For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you’re getting capped
 eminem
 lol
 its 3 times longer
1:28 AM me: The last one…
davy: fourth to last one…
 its really catchy 🙂
1:29 AM me: This is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the coolin system
 http://www.metrolyrics.com/super-bass-lyrics-nicki-minaj.html
davy: ?
me: Eminem beat up his wife
 He has kids
davy: ikr
1:30 AM me: Scary
 Marshall bruise mathers III
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eminem
 Lol
1:31 AM davy: ikr
me: Creepy guy
davy: ikr
1:32 AM me: Isnt he drunk half of the time
davy: he dropped out of high school
me: Homophobic
1:33 AM Drug issues
davy: ikr
1:34 AM http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/therealslimshady.html
me: He adopted kids
davy: the most uncusswordinfected eminem song
1:35 AM me: Later
 Still reading the wiki
 His own mom sued him
1:36 AM davy: fail
me: His wife attempted suicide
davy: weve been talking about songs for 25 mins……
 fail
1:37 AM me: U know eminem’s kill you?
 Flaherty claims to have been “disgusted” when reading transcriptions of Eminem’s song “Kill You”, which includes lines like “Slut, you think I won’t choke no whore/till the vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more
1:38 AM Creepy
davy: ikr
me: On December 8, 2003, the United States Secret Service admitted it was “looking into” allegations that Eminem had threatened the President of the United States, George W. Bush,[189] after the song “We as Americans”, as an unreleased bootleg, circulated with the lyrics “Fuck money, I don’t rap for dead presidents. I’d rather see the president dead, it’s never been said but I set precedents.”
1:39 AM Weird guy
 Eminem has spoken openly about his addiction to prescription drugs, including Vicodin, Ambien, Valium and Methadone.[194] His group-mate Proof from D12 stated that Mathers “sobered up” in 2002 from drug and alcohol dependence.[195] However, he did turn to zolpidem (Ambien) sleeping pills for relief from sleeping troubles. This caused Mathers to cancel the European leg of the Anger Management Tour in August 2005 and eventually go into rehab for treatment for a “dependency on sleep medication”.
1:40 AM Davy?
1:41 AM davy: …
me: Lol
 I’m sleeping at 2
 I must
davy: kk
1:42 AM me: Good Emma is winning
 Huggles
davy: fail
me: Im gonna have nightmares of eminem
davy: even more fail
me: Poll ikr
 Lol
1:43 AM GO TO SLEEP MOM
 Davy
 .
davy: wat
me: Idk
1:44 AM Out of things to do
 And I will not eat cand, even tho I want to
 Candy
davy: fail
me: Lol
1:45 AM U have a Pokemon on ur door 😀
davy: too lazy to take it off
me: Lol
 Torterra
 I think
davy: ikr
1:46 AM me: Lol
1:47 AM Huggle
davy: hug 🙂
1:48 AM me: Awkward
 But accepted
1:49 AM davy: ikr
me: ……
davy: dizzy
me: Kkk
 Hugs make most things better
davy: dammit
me: Now what
1:50 AM davy: i hit my head on the wall
 😦
me: Poor davy
1:51 AM Y would u do that
davy: stared at spawn light for too long
me: Spawn?
davy: yup
me: Ok….
1:52 AM Going to color me mine tomorrow maybe
davy: o
me: They moved 😦
1:53 AM U don’t care, do you
davy: Y would i
me: It didn’t change
 Good point
 O idk have u been to Yosemite?
1:54 AM davy: yup
me: Touched a deer
davy: o
me: So awesome
davy: i didt even see one
 lol
me: Wanted to climb half dome but my parents wouldn’t let me
1:55 AM davy: i did
me: Too dangerous and all that poo
 Lucky
 Was it fun
 ?
davy: got halfway there and my mom got tired
me: lol
1:56 AM Looks perfectly safe
 U just climb
davy: ikr
me: 8.2 mi
 Not bad
davy: except u fall off the other side
me: Fail
1:57 AM Have u been to mystery spot?
davy: yup
me: Uve been everywhere
 Emerald lake?
davy: whats that
me: Wannabe lake tahoe
1:58 AM But very pretty
davy: o
me: http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=506
1:59 AM U goin to meeting Tom?
davy: ?
me: Sci bowl
2:00 AM davy: no
me: Ok
 Good night
 Hug
 Kiss
 Bite
davy: lol
me: Mmhm
2:01 AM Chat with u Tom I guess
davy: aka tues
 or today

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About emmatbunnie

Hello, nonexistent readers. I type up whatever dark thoughts run through my cavernous mind. You have entered my cave of thoughts and regrets and everything in between. I post when my "friends" push me to. Don't expect too much, please. Hey! My name is Emma (duh). I have an adorabs little rabbit who I am overly fond of and I am sickeningly in love with "honeybunches," although that has GOT to change soon. I love crafts, such as sewing and polymer clay!

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